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dimdiamond · 7 months ago

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My attempt to draw my headcanons for their body types (and their thoughts on them lol)

In which they're flirting:

In which they ask the wrong question:

The writing under the cut

Haddock's thought for Tintin: Blistering Barnacles! Look at him! He's like a Greek god sculptured by Michelangelo! Hiding such a fit body under his buggy clothes... and his abs... and his freckles... HE HAS FRECKLES EVERYWHERE! GOD! ARCHIE! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER! How do I dare standing next...

Tintin's thought for Haddock: Would.

Chang's thought for Chester: Good Heavens! All this muscle and fat and hair... and I lack all of them! I must look so ridiculous next to him... He is the epitome of handsomeness! Bet he doesn't even look at me as a man... more likely as a toothpick...

Chester's thought for Chang: *Error 403*

Chester: Hey! You lost weight! Good for you!

Haddock: Thanks! I'm glad all this running and chasing benefited me somewhere!

Chang: You have no hair!

Tintin: Shut up! You don't either!

Chang: At least mine is visible!

Tintin: You have no muscle!

Chang: I can still kick your bony ass!

Tintin: I don't get it! We're both red-haired! Why yours are visible?

Chester: Maybe because my red is darker and yours is more like strawberry blonde?

Tintin: What are you saying? Strawberries aren't blonde!

Chester: ...Have you ever been to a hairdresser...

Haddock: EAT SOMETHING! WHY ARE YOU STARVING YOURSELF?!

Chang's thought: I'M ALREADY EATING SO MUCH! SHUT UP! STOP ADDING SALT IN MY WOUND!

#i can't do digital art for now because i don't have my PC in this place #and for some time i won't be able to do nothing but pencil and ink sketches on paper #these are my headcanons anyway #tintin has a small body but he is fit and specifically his arms are more muscular than the rest body #he doesn't have any big complex with his body type but more with his barely visible hair and his height #haddock was more fit younger but then alcoholism and depression made him gain weight #and after meeting tintin he managed to lose much of the unwanted weight #so the relief and compliment from chester is exactly because the weight was tied to a bad phase for haddock #haddock being haddock has not much of a big idea of himself and that goes to his body too #chang was always thin and bony but after tibet he was severely underweight so he slowly tries to regain his previous weight #he manages that but his metabolism is like that so he doesn't gain weight easily and that will always be his body type #so he kinda has some issues with his body but it's mostly when he compares himself with other bodies #chester was always chubby and he has accepted a long time ago his body like that but doesn't believe that he is attractive #so yeah tintin and chang are actually comforting each other because they're like at least there's someone else understanding my struggle #yeah no one really gets them but they do #ufff i blabbered a lot thank you if you read this far have a cookie #tintin #captain haddock #archibald haddock #chang chong chen #captain chester #the adventures of tintin #haddotin #cheche #my art

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